Dave Dog - Nesquad lyrics

[Intro: Dave Dog] Welcome to the gangsta album I'll be your guide through the jungle Super s**y music So take a seat and clench your a** cheeks Be ready to be f**ed in the ear can*l [Verse 1: Dave Dog] I'm Nezpah, in the hood they call me MC Halfie Because my dick is half an inch It couldn't even fit through a hole in a bench If your dog is missing I know where it would be It would be getting fisted, by me I love ladies, but that ain't it I dig my grandpa, any day can sit There ain't nothing wrong with incest It's okay if you live in the south it'd probably be no sin [Verse 2: Dave Dog] Now here's a little bitty about Bob Here we go He has fifty extra chromosomes, he's super retarded Couldn't even find a home He's homeless in bad Africa He ate plenty of trees And he got lots of aids from me I'm giving the mic to Bob, so, okay [Autistic screeching]