DashieXP - Intruder Alert! lyrics

[Intro: DashieXP] Oh my god, what the f** am I gonna do? Uhh, sh**, I could call 911 but them muthaf**as are not gonna make it on time I got guns but none of them sh**s is real Wait, hold up, oh sh** yo this beat is kinda fire Yo I gotta hop on this sh** right here [Verse: DashieXP] Oh sh** there's a k**er in my house, he's probably gonna k** my a** without a doubt Pause, anyways I am kinda hungry I could go for apple sauce Oh man, who the hell is this man? I hope he doesn't jack my painting of Mega Man Oh damn, I need to stop trippin' and rappin' and formulate a plan I can't help it, this beat is so damn hot If not me, who else is gonna murk it? Uhh, I hope BB is okay, but she's so damn little It would take him all day To find her, so I'm sure she's fine so never mind her But what about me? My bu*t gettin' numb and yo I gotta pee pee *Gunshot* [Outro: DashieXP's Clone] Psshh, man them rhymes was wack, and yo flow was straight garbage! k** yo self! Well, technically I already- But wait if you're dead then.. *Dies*