Dash-N - Equestrian Psycho lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, welcome to my lab, you can call me Princess Twi Don't care if you're a unicorn, earth pony or pegasi Just sit down in that chair, and we will have a little talk The chair with the ropes and the metal chains that lock Oh, we've got an earth pony, well, how do they react When I put on a strap-on, and hit 'em from the back And we've got a pegasi, let's see how she sings When I grab a rusty axe and then hack off her wings Now, just relax, ponies, this is just an experiment If I ever get caught I'll tell them that's why I did it And like I said, just relax, hey, I'm just trying to learn Like how will Scootaloo react when I rip out her sternum And when they call me egghead, I leave them bloody red Then I dent their head, just to make sure they're dead My name is Twilight Sparkle, and this is what I'm yearning A few more foals for more hooves-on learning [Chorus] Murder, murder, k**, that's how we roll We might seem sane on the surface, but we're really just psycho We'll act all nice to you and the others But hay, I don't ever judge a book by its cover Murder, murder, k**, that's how we roll We might seem sane on the surface, but we're really just psycho And we're true to every little word we just said We put the ponies we get right on their d**h bed [Verse 2] Hi, they call me Pinkamena and I make cupcakes Why don't you come downstairs, foal, and watch me bake? Who's that laying on the table? Oh, that's just Gilda She was being a meanie, so I subdued and k**ed her Oh, one thing I really hate is when my friends ignore me They avoid me and treat me like I'm just a bore, see I go crazy, see colors, and my eyes get all wide Like I took too much lysergic acid diethylamide And ponies in my way? Watch out for my hacksaw I'll take you into the basement, and skin you raw And unhappy ponies, well, I'll k** them, too You'll die if my special talent doesn't work on you So I'm usually happy, but don't get on my bad side Or I might just call you to bake, and that'd be your last ride So just be happy, and don't lie to Pinkie Pie Even if you didn't Pinkie Promise, you'll still die! [Chorus] Murder, murder, k**, that's how we roll We might seem sane on the surface, but we're really just psycho We'll act all nice to you and the others But hay, I don't ever judge a book by its cover Murder, murder, k**, that's how we roll We might seem sane on the surface, but we're really just psycho And we're true to every little word we just said We put the ponies we get right on their d**h bed