Dash-N - Equestria Gates lyrics

[Intro] Is it true, what the good books say, concerning the Judgement Day, if I don't kneel down and pray? [Chorus] Brony, if I go to hell but you get to Equestria Just get me to the castle and I'll talk to Celestia Made up my mind, I'm a brony all the way 'til I die And even after d**h I want ponies for the afterlife [Verse 1] Now listen carefully because what I say is true Even when the show's done, the fandom will continue And when that's gone, and bronies are nearly extinct I'll still watch the episodes every day of the week I've seen the new episodes but I still want more Never thought I'd say that in twenty-ten or before Would've laughed in your face if you said I'd like MLP But then came G4, the generation for me And now I love all this fandom, and all the conventions I make plans to go when I first hear them mentioned Went to Comicon, bought pony clothes and a mane And got my shirt signed by Tabitha St. Germain So, God up there, I hope you hear me prayin' I hope you understand what the f** I'm sayin' I promise not to lie, cheat, steal or k** If you can promise me a place in the town Ponyville [Chorus] Brony, if I go to hell but you get to Equestria Just get me to the castle and I'll talk to Celestia Made up my mind, I'm a brony all the way 'til I die And even after d**h I want ponies for the afterlife Brony, if I go to hell but you get to Equestria Just get me to the castle and I'll talk to Celestia Made up my mind, I'm a brony all the way 'til I die And even after d**h I want ponies for the afterlife [Verse 2] There's some bronies that say that I'm a bit dramatic And some of the haters like to call me a fanatic Well, maybe I am, but that's not a bad thing I mean, every fandom's got their own crazy celebrities Not that I'm famous or anything like that I'm just a normal guy with pony shirts and a brony hat I'm crazy for the fan music, got a huge amount Like YAC, Mic, and add Tomb to the count Well, maybe you think I'm just a One Trick Pony But I'll let you all know that I ain't no phony If you're a brony like me, come along for the ride And see amazing stuff that'll leave you Petrified Got an order for Guncakes, hope that's coming soon But just got to be careful, or get banished to the moon I try not to hate, when the haters are brats I just yell at them just like I'm Yelling At Cats [Chorus] Brony, if I go to hell but you get to Equestria Just get me to the castle and I'll talk to Celestia Made up my mind, I'm a brony all the way 'til I die And even after d**h I want ponies for the afterlife Brony, if I go to hell but you get to Equestria Just get me to the castle and I'll talk to Celestia Made up my mind, I'm a brony all the way 'til I die And even after d**h I want ponies for the afterlife [Verse 3] I'm off, finding Twilight Sparkle is now my mission So let that [mister Jin] know he's got competition And tell [his followers] I'll keep this beef on forever And to teach him, I'll take [his wife] so he remembers A disgrace to the fandom, he is, simple and plain This s**er's the reason that bronies have a bad name Yeah, you married your toy, but it's twenty-fifteen now, b**h No one gives a f** about your [plushie-f**ing] bullsh** And now I'll let him have it, with these lyrics of mine Someone needs to teach him that what he's doing ain't fine Bronies leaving the fandom, people wonder why this is I'll tell you why, it's because of motherf**ers like this I may not be good at rap, but I'm not afraid to try I can be just like that, just like Fluttershy So to all the people in the fandom of ponies I'm on a mission, the survival of the bronies [Chorus] Brony, if I go to hell but you get to Equestria Just get me to the castle and I'll talk to Celestia Made up my mind, I'm a brony all the way 'til I die And even after d**h I want ponies for the afterlife Brony, if I go to hell but you get to Equestria Just get me to the castle and I'll talk to Celestia Made up my mind, I'm a brony all the way 'til I die And even after d**h I want ponies for the afterlife