Darmstadtium2013 Parodies - Handlebars - Darmstadtium edition lyrics

[Intro] I can build a house on Minecraft On Minecraft, on Minecraft I can build a house on Minecraft On Minecraft, on Minecraft [Verse One] Look at me, look at me Cities 'cross the land it's fun to be Alive, and I'm a famous parodist Even when the world seems to be your enemy I can show you how to build a home I can show you how to make an OC I can watch TPP and truly live And I can almost recreate it on my birthday I can make a TF comic strip I can tell you about JustParodiezMan I know all the words to "Excited" And that parody was rejected and denied Me and my friend saw a few bat rays Me and my friend wrote a TF story And guess how long it took I can do anything that I want, cause look [Hook One] I can recreate a theme park in MC Park in MC, park in MC And I can rejoin Skype if I do get banned If I do get banned, if I do get banned [Verse Two] Look at me, look at me Just joined to say that it's good to be Alive, friends with TFers I'ma write a 1,000,000 page story I can make money, by dissing Macklemore I can play Five Nights At Freddy's In the year 2018 Time travelin' with my new tech I can make some awesome beats I can make HuskyMudkipz restart, Saturdaymolotion I know how to run the business And I can make YOU wanna be TFed Writin, stories and collabin' Me and my friends can change the future I see that I have a million watchers I can do anything with all my friends, cause [Hook Two] I can take over dA; rename it to TF Art It to TF Art, it to TF Art And I can bring Mack into reality Into reality, into reality {*musical trumpet interlude*} [Verse Three] Look at me, look at me Driving and runnin' over Nico! And it feels so good To be alive and on top! My reach, is global, my TFs, forever My cause, is bada**, my power, is cool I can hand out a million TF syringes Or let 'em all die from lack of TFs Have all healed from their humanity Or have 'em all k**ed by a**a**inations I can make anybody go to prison Just because they call me a baby! And I can do anything with no permission I can TF people with a MC command because [Hook Three] I can TF billions every night Billions every night, billions every night And I can regain deviantART cuz YOLO Because YOLO, because YOLO And I can TF the planet with a single trigger With a single trigger, a single trigger With a single trigger, a single trigger, Darm is on tooooooooooop! [Intro] I can build a house on Minecraft On Minecraft, on Minecraft I can build a house on Minecraft On Minecraft, on Minecraft