Dansero - Fake I.d. lyrics

I'm sittin' in a bar, got a girl on each arm Got a drink in each hand like a movie star And I'm sitting here drinkin' just as happy as can be I'm sitting here drinkin' with my Fake I.D. A wealthy widow, man she hit on me And a cheerleader's cheering her cheer for me I'm the only male pledge in their sorority All courtesy of my Fake I.D. (Chorus) Fake I.D., Fake I.D. Fake I.D. what you do for me I'm happy as a clam, and I'll always be I'll never leave home without my Fake I.D. Sittin' here drinkin' with the lights down low And the sound cranked up on the stereo Between the plaid skirt honeys on the field hockey team Buying all their drinks with my Fake I.D. Bartender, pour me another drink I've got a test at 8 and I need time to think Gotta study these labels so I'm bound to pa** Better pour me another gla** (Chorus) All the lovely ladies I raise my gla** to thee Come give me a wink And I'll buy you a drink Courtesy of my Fake I.D. All the lovely ladies I raise my gla** to thee Come give me a wink And I'll buy you a drink Courtesy of my Fake I.D. (Chorus) (Chorus) Alternate Verse: Yeah that's really me, yeah I tell the bouncer Yeah that's really me, no it's not my brother Yeah it's really me, my hair was longer It's really me on my Fake I.D.