Danny Baranowsky - Student Vs. Teacher lyrics
[Hook: Mega Ran] Teacher versus student You mess up I won't pa** you I got the power, I'm the king of this cla**room Student versus teacher Man you ain't my dad, fool I got the power, I'm the king of this cla**room Teacher versus - no, you can't go to the bathroom I got the power, I'm the king of this cla**room I'll still get into grad school I got the power, I'm the king of this cla**room [Verse 1: MC Chris] Pay attention, sit the f** down, stop pa**in' notes Cla** is in session, hold your questions Queries and quotes I put notes on the projector, you write down what I say You wanna have a dialogue b**h? f** you, I wanna get paid f** tenure, I only stay if you motherf**ers pa**, so Here some simple sh** for your stupid f**ing a**es Regurgitate some dates, and a couple proper names Remember a couple lines elaboration would be great But it's not really expected, you're not supposed to learn I'm not supposed to be concerned, I just sit here lookin' stern You could recall those note cards that you bogard from your buddy But the night before the test you got depressed and didn't study Don't get mad at me cause your calculator ran outta batteries You got below a B now you're showin' me your anatomy You should've studied instead of fappin' it to Bieber But you sow what you reap and your teacher's a frickin' reaper [Hook: Mega Ran] Teacher versus student You mess up I won't pa** you I got the power, I'm the king of this cla**room Student versus teacher Man you ain't my dad, fool I got the power, I'm the king of this cla**room Teacher versus - no, you can't go to the bathroom I got the power, I'm the king of this cla**room I'll still get into grad school I got the power, I'm the king of this cla**room [Verse 2: Storyville] We don't need no education, I'mma skip the sh** When am I gonna need to know sh** like, arithmetic? I can divide, what's yours is mine I'm takin' the cake and the whole 3.1415 My attention, for knowledge retention Put me in the cla** less then i end up in detention Deadline circumvention, i need an extension My dog died eating my homework, not to mention I had chicken pox again, man my temperature was one-hundred and seven And then some... yeah it burned I had fever, shakes and was confined to my mattress I had a miraculous recovery right before lacrosse practice I'm a modern living Einstein, I'm ahead of my time I could fly by this curriculum if and I try When i get back to school I'm gonna act a fool My attitude's no gratitude for scholastic aptitude [Hook: Mega Ran] Teacher versus student You mess up I won't pa** you I got the power, I'm the king of this cla**room Student versus teacher Man you ain't my dad, fool I got the power, I'm the king of this cla**room Teacher versus - no, you can't go to the bathroom I got the power, I'm the king of this cla**room I'll still get into grad school I got the power, I'm the king of this cla**room [Verse 3: Mega Ran] Buckle up everybody, cuz' this is the open house, listen I need open minds, not an open mouth Excuses are pitiful, they just gone get you ridiculed This isn't the end of the world, it's only middle school I don't get paid enough, to put up with this crazy stuff Preteens in the bathroom gambling - blazin' up And no pushin' to the front of the line This schools got ninety-nine problems and ain't none of em mine Use both hands like I'm ambidextrous My style like a dropout it can't be tested I eat weak hearts like a candy necklace So screw Harry Wong and his fancy methods Rip your term paper that you worked for weeks on Stand you in the corner if you're looking at me wrong Remember me as that one teacher who didn't play Pray for a bomb threat, cuz' I don't miss a day Teacher versus student Student versus teacher Teacher versus student Student versus teacher