Daniel Romano - Two Word Joe lyrics

This is the story of two word Joe 'Bout the saddest old story one person could know About how his love went fast so his head got slow And this is how old Joe's story goes Two word Joe was a regular guy From a regular town of a regular size At the age of 21 he made a real fine bride out of Sally Roseluna Joe was a preacher and intelligent guy He made a dollar a day but he never asked why Cus he found great pride in openin' eyes to the power of a womans love Well Sally was flattered at first I guess But as time went on she was less impressed And she caught her blue eyes on a brand new dress So she found a new daddy in town Two word Joe was an awful wreck And we didn't see much of him when Sally left But in three weeks flat he was back in check With a bitty named Mary Susan Low Joe couldn't take that kind of hurtin' again So he took up the law and he learned the thing He started living big like the established man So he could spoil young Mary Sue Mary Sue got tired of the glitter and gold She wanted something real before she grew too old She ran of with a beggar in Buffalo To go work for the sick and the needy Low Joe broke down and his mind went clean And all the cry must have blown his smart part of his brain Cus two times a loss cause two times the pain Now he only gets two words in one time And you can see it in his eyes when he speaks to you That there is so many words he's tryin' to push on through He says one word another one and then that's it And it sounds a little something like this: No love Big pain Sadness remains Many years So blue So lone No friends Closed door This life What for No days No tears No more No days No tears No more