Dane Cook - Legacy lyrics

that I'm excited to share with you tonight, and one thing I've realized is that we all want to leave behind a legacy; we all want to be remembered for something. And then I was thinking going, How can I be remembered? and then I suddenly realized you can do it on a daily bases, even if it's one on one with people. For example, the other day, I saw a young boy, and he was eating an ice cream cone, I ran up and I smashed it into his face, I leaned in, I go, You remember me forever! and I ran away. Cause you know when he's 50, he's gonna be like, One day a man ran up to me, I did not know this man, he smashed my treat into my eyes. And he pointed and said, "You f**in remember me forever." But I did not say f**in, I did not say that. He added f**in to make the story more intense and interesting. He deserves to have ice cream smashed in his face, cause he's a lying 50 year old man. I did NOT say f**in.