Dane Cook - Five Sisters lyrics

When I was a little kid, I had- I shared everything I had. I had one brother alright one brother, five sisters. Dude, I had to wear a tampon just to fit in. I swear to god. Brutal. They used to dress me in their clothes and sh**. You know what I mean? Send me to school in their fashions. I'm the only guy in eighth grade wearing like wrangler jeans and... JELLIES! Nice... nice. Member Jellies? You get a rock in em. OOOHH oooh! These shoes are trying to k** me! I got a brand new denim jacket... they bedazzled it and sh**. I had a big glittery unicorn on my jacket. No wonder I'm getting beat up at school. Hi guys do you like my jacket? *POW POW* ...UGH... UGH