Dane Cook - My son optimus prime lyrics

I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids I think naming them, that's gonna be fun Whatever the names you come up with, that's exciting, right there You get to both decide, "Hey, do you wanna name that.. nooo i don't like That. Alright." It's like a little game, you try and come up with.... I already have names picked out. I don't even know First kid, boy, girl.. I don't care. First one that comes out I'm naming it RHRHRHH I think it's beautiful. It's feminine but strong at the same time "Time for bed RHRHR.. I SAID TIME FOR BED RHRHRHRHHR!!!! NO COOKIES RHRHRHR!!!! Typical RHRHR!! Daddy's on the phone RHRRH.. daddy's on the phone..." I'm gonna name a group of kids after my favorite cartoon I'm gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That'a be great! Oh ya! Just to be like, "Optimus Prime come here for a second I wanna talk to you. Come here. You sit next to Megatron We're gonna have a little chit-chat over here I am the Cobra Comander in this.. RHRHRHRHRHRHR!!!! I SAID NO COOKIES!!!! RHRHRHRHRRHAHRHRRHHAHARHAHHH!!! RHRHRHRHRRHR! This fu*kING HRHRRHRHRRH is driving me up a fu*kING wall! RHRHRHRHAHRHARHARHAHRHRHRHR!!!" Wouldn't it be fun to have a bunch of kids and abandon them somewhere.. Just knock em out of the car "I'm out.. " What do you think they'd talk about? hahaha