Dane Cook - Just Wanna Dance lyrics

My friends took me out the other night They were like "Dude we gotta go out man. Let's go." I was like, "I don't wanna go out." "Come on dude. Let's go get some chicks!" Yea? Just like that? What about that whole middle ground where you're an IDIOT!" "No dude... Let's go get some chicks!" So they wanna go out dancing, right Which we go, guys, we go to the clubs cuz that's where you go The girls go. Girls go to DANCE. You get ready with your friends "Let's go dance tonight! Let's just- f** guys tonight Let's just stand in a circle around our shoes and our pocketbooks And lets just dance. And if guys come near us we'll tazer them. No guys." You never hear a guy say to one of his buddies "Hey. Listen. Mike. Michael. Tonight, dude, I gotta dance. What? Chicks? No, no, f** chicks dude. I wanna dance! I just wanna express Myself throught the art of dance, Mike. I don't wanna see a chick." Then we just go to the club and we stand over in the Corner and stare at you while you're out there "MINE! she's MINE!" It's not like in the old days where you come up and are like "May I have this dance please?" Yanno? We just f**ing out of nowhere POWPOW etc... What's up? POWPOWPOW You mind if I knock against you with my co*k? POWPOW Just for about an hour? POW My denim co*k? And the lights are blinking so you're like, "Is he good looking? Is he f**ing ugly? What is this? If he's good looking, that's fine But if he's ugly..." Right, if he's ugly you turn back to your friends you're like "Help me!" "OOH right thank you so much!" You go dancing, right. Here's the thing it's like yanno I'm a young guy but I don't care man The f**ing music at the clubs is usually way too loud That one beat all night *makes beat* Right? Then you're dancing but in the back of your head you're like "This is kinda f**ing loud! I would enjoy this if it was a little tiny bit lower Just a little tiny bit!" But then you realize it's so loud because You're dancing in front of the f**ing speakers. Yanno. You didn't know You're like, " Oh sh** we're in front of the goddamn speakers!" The whole place is f**ing speakers You think you're going into the bathroom. You're like "I'm in the f**ing woofer! How did I get in here?" "Oh my god! Don't go in that door. It's not the bathroom guys That's the woofer! They should put a sign that says the woofer cuz This is the bathroom." And they just play that one beat all night *makes beat* Somebody scream! Alright? And all night everyone-oh scream! The at the end of the night, 3 hours later. They turn on the lights Music goes off and all you can hear for 3 days is *buzzing sound* You leave the club. Your friends are trying to talk to you they're like *muffled voice saying hells knows what* If I ever get really rich I'm just gonna open a bar It's gonna be called Head. And if you come there You know what the f**'s up! It would be like 150 guys "Where are the f**in chicks dude? Why aren't they coming out to Head?" "Because they're down the street at TGI Lick my Pussies. That's why We gotta come up with some better apps Cus they're down at TGI Lick my pussies."