Dane Cook - Banter #1 lyrics

Do you agree with that? Are you gonna be using that? Do you know a couple of gir- Do you know girls that are, you know, in close proximity maybe to you right now that uh... swat the twat once in a while? You're a lovely uh... beautiful, young woman. Do you have a... do you have a boyfriend? No? You don't? Listen, if I didn't have a girlfriend, I would not have to cheat on her with you