Dan Lee - What Rhymes With Turtle? lyrics

[Intro] Yeah yeah Yeah yeah (CorMill) They say nothing rhymes with turtle That's frankly not true [Hook] What rhymes with turtle? The answer is rape When I grab on your tiddies there is no escape Because Tachanka is a GOD He leaves us all in awe Wish we could be him, but he just says nah [Verse] What rhymes with turtle? The answer is rape Cowabunga, kanchenjunga Himalayas, p**n raiders, in San Andreas Imma gta that b**h, I know she'll never snitch (Cause she'll be dead) [Hook] What rhymes with turtle? The answer is rape When I grab on your tiddies there is no escape Because Tachanka is a GOD He leaves us all in awe Wish we could be him, but he just says nah [Hook] What rhymes with turtle? The answer is rape When I grab on your tiddies there is no escape Because Tachanka is a GOD He leaves us all in awe Wish we could be him, but he just says nah [Verse] Man enough about the turtle gotta talk about our savior Tachanka, horn honka, Russian axer, no he ain't a cracker Just like Parker Wright I don't like name drop but you know that I'm right He's a diabetic llama Chanka helps his baby mama Parker got an 8 inch dick Tachanka dick is only 2 inches Off the ground b**h Off the ground b**h [Hook] What rhymes with turtle? The answer is rape When I grab on your tiddies there is no escape Because Tachanka is a GOD He leaves us all in awe Wish we could be him, but he just says nah