Dan Baird - Knocked Up lyrics

Well I did not go to church last Sunday 'Cos my sins I need not confess With your daddy standing at the pulpit I just figured staying home was best Your physique is swelling and your waistline's telling Everybody knows that it's mine I guess the word's got around this old one store town And your preacher daddy, he ain't blind Chorus) Well you got knocked up And I got locked up I guess you'd say that we both got screwed Well you got locked out And I got knocked out And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school Well you looked a damn sight older That night upon the hill And if I'd knowed what I know well I would've let you go But you said that you was on the pill Well your uncle, he's the town sherriff Your granddaddy he's the county judge And I can't see a way that I'll see the light of day With your whole family holding a grudge Chorus) Well you got knocked up And I got locked up I guess you'd say that we both got screwed Well you got locked out And I got knocked out And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school Well your family's got the shotgun ready I can hear those church bells chime Well I may not be ready for a wedding darling But I know that I'm not ready to die! Chorus) Well you got knocked up And I got locked up I guess you'd say that we both got screwed Well you got locked out And I got knocked out And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school