Da Yoopers - Three Months Late lyrics

1. I MET HER AT THE PINE GROVE ONE HOT NIGHT IN MAY SHE WAS A BLONDE HAIRED FINNISH GIRL FROM UP IN CHAMPION WAY SHE WAS SHORT AND BROAD OF BEAM JUST LIKE A JACKP1NE STUMP THE BOYS ALL FLOCKED AROUND HER LIKE THE SEAGULLS AT THE DUMP 2. I TOLD HER I can't POLKA CAUSE IM JUST TOO DRUNK TO DANCE SHE BOUNCED ME ALL AROUND THE FLOOR TILL I ALMOST **** MY PANTS I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER THAT NIGHT AND ASKED HER FOR A DATE I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLE'S CAMP AND NOW she's THREE MONTHS LATE CHORUS: SHES LATE she's LATE OH LORD she's THREE MONTHS LATE I TOOK HER TO MY UNCLES CAMP AND NOW she's THREE MONTHS LATE 3. I SAID SHE WAS MY FIRST LOVE SHE SAID SHE'D SHOW ME HOW SHE LEARNED SOME FROM THE MAKI BOYS AND SOME FROM WATCHING COWS I FIRED UP THE SAUNA THREW SOME WATER ON THE ROCKS THEN I TOOK OFF EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY WOOLEN SOCKS 4. I DRANK ANOTHER SIX-PACK AND SHE STARTED LOOKING GOOD SHE TOLD ME LAY DOWN ON THE BENCH I WONDERED IF I SHOULD SHE BEAT ME WITH SOME CEDAR BOUGHS AND THEN I COULDNT WAIT NOW IM ALL SORE AND BLACK AND BLUE AND NOW she's THREE MONTHS LATE (REPEAT CHORUS) 5. SHE DRAGGED ME TO THE ALTAR I FOUGHT HER ALL THE WAY HER DADDY AND HER BROTHERS CAME AND TOLD ME WHAT TO SAY NOW HE WORKS FOR C.C.I WHERE THE PAY IS REALLY GREAT HES GOTTA FEED THOSE 15 KIDS AND A WIFE THAT'S THREE MONTHS LATE (REPEAT CHORUS)