Da Yoopers - Cow Pie Song lyrics

1. I WAKE UP FACE DOWN IN THE COW PIES IN A FIELD NEAR 41 SOME TOURIST TAKES MY PICTURE AS I BLEACH HERE IN THE SUN THE FLIES ARE BUZZING ROUND ME AND THE CARS ARE WHIZZING BY A COW IS NIBBLING ON MY EAR AND DROOLING IN MY EYE I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE I THINK I MUSTA WALKED CAUSE I DON'T SEE THE CHEVY AND THERE'S HOLES IN BOTH MY SOCKS CHORUS: I LOVE TO GO WHERE THE COW PIES GROW AND SMELL THAT DAIRY AIR AND PARTY IN MILWAUKEE CAUSE THE BEER TASTES BETTER THERE BEER AND BRATS AND A BREWERS GAME ITS A PARTY NIGHT AND DAY NOW I'M WALKING ACROSS WISCONSIN TRYING TO FIND MY CHEVROLET 2. IT MUSTA BEEN SOME PARTY I MUSTA HAD A BLAST THERE'S BEER STAINS ON MY UNDIES AND MY NOSE IS IN A CAST I MET THIS GIRL FROM WAUSAU WE DANCED ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT SHE COULDN'T KISS OR DANCE TOO GOOD BUT SHE COULD DRINK AND FIGHT SHE TOOK ME TO A PARTY WE POLISHED OFF A CASE BUT WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE MY MOVE SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE (REPEAT CHORUS) 3. WE ALL WENT TO A BREWERS GAME I THINK THE CREW WAS WINNING I WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD UNTIL THE SEVENTH INNING IT MUSTA BEEN SOME BREWERS FANS THAT POURED ME IN MY CAR THEN SOMEONE TOOK MY KEYS AWAY AND DROVE ME TO A BAR I SANG THEM SOME YOOPER SONGS EVERYBODY BOUGHT ME BEERS I WENT LOOKING FOR THE BATHROOM AND I WOKE UP LYING HERE (REPEAT CHORUS)