Da Crankyanka - Diaball-Lick (Part 1) lyrics

I love puke and poop That sloppy goop In the cat's box, I dropped a log It reeked like it came straight from my dog When it comes to my bu*t, I like dem loud noises I frequently enjoy... Mooning little boys-es I woke up in the summer, I was feelin' real weezy It wasn't 'cause I had to sneezy, all I know I'm feeling queasy I leaned over the bed and went *Buhlella* I blamed the yack on my stupid cat Stella She began to cry And dropped a mud pie; I said "Oh my! Smells like someone died!"