D12 - Gay Health Club (Skit) lyrics

(End of Under the Influence sample and phone ringing) [Receptionist] Hello, T N T [Bizarre] Yeah, T N T Health Club? [Receptionist] Yes [Bizarre] 8 Mile Shakers and, uh, Boost[?] Office? [Receptionist] Yes [Bizarre] Oh, ok. Yeah this, uh, Bizarre from, uh, D12. You know, I don't know if you heard my group or sh**, from Shady Records [Receptionist] I'm sorry? [Bizarre] Uh, D12, we a rap group, you know, or something, so... Um, we going on this little tour, you know, Limp Bizkit, the white boy group, you know what I'm saying... [Receptionist] No, this is a health club [Bizarre] I know, I know, uh, let me finish my motherf**ing point. We going on this little tour and sh** man, and you know what I'm saying, I'm trying to get into shape, you know what I'm saying, and everything gon' piled up, you know, and I was trying to find out how much you charge, and, um... [Receptionist] Excuse me, this is a.. This is a mens' health club that you're calling [Bizarre] Oh [Receptionist] Do you know what you're calling? [Bizarre] I'm calling a mens' health club, I'm trying to lose some motherf**ing weight [Receptionist] This is a GAYS' mens' health club [Bizarre] Man, look here man, what does motherf**ing being gay gotta do with me working out? Man, I'm trying to lose some motherf**ing pounds, I'm... [Receptionist] Um um, I'm sorry, wait a second, I'm sorry, but, um, I think you're, I think you're calling the wrong number. Ok... [Bizarre] Do you, do you, health club? Right, I'm not messing this up? [Receptionist] Yes [Bizarre] Yeah, motherf**ing 8 Mile Shakers [Receptionist] Y-Yes, but why are you talking to me like that? [Bizarre] Listen sir, I'm just trying to work out, I'm not about no f*ggot sh**, I mean I got a wife at home you know what I'm saying... [Receptionist] Oh (call ends)