D12 - 711 (Skit) lyrics

(Number being entered, Phone ringing) [Receiver] Hello, 7/11 [Eminem] Oh hey, what's up, Eminem (here) [Receiver] Hmm? [Eminem] Uh, this is Eminem [Receiver] Eminem? [Eminem] Yeah [Receiver] Yeah? [Eminem] Um, yo-you got a minute? [Receiver] N-uh-oh, Eminem from where? [Eminem] Uh, Eminem from, uh, Detroit [Receiver] And what kinda company is it? [Eminem] Um, its just, Eminem, the, the rap- [Receiver] Yeah [Eminem] The rapper [Receiver] Yeah [Eminem] Right, okay, that's me, and I was wondering if I have this new group coming out... Yo-you got a minute? Ju-just- [Receiver] So you'd be speaking with management, I wouldn't [Eminem] Okay can I speak to a manager please? [Receiver The managers not here now [Eminem] Really? [Receiver] You'll have to catch her in the daytime hours [Eminem] Do you have some type of uh, ma'am do you have some type of uh, supervisor that I can talk to about this? [Receiver] Nope, not right now [Eminem] I'm, I'm, I'm selling a product and I'm just, I'm trying to, um- [Receiver] You would definitely have to speak with management, I could never give my word on that [Eminem] Okay [Receiver] Okay? Try it during the day? [Eminem] Um, what would be a good time to uh, call back? [Receiver] I don't know when management comes in, she's usually here by ten [Eminem] Okay, um, what kind of slurpees do you have there? I'm thinking about coming in and, and grabbing a slurpee [Receiver] One moment...Yahoo, Grapes, Cherry, uhh, Mountain Dew, Tangerine- [Eminem] Oh, you got Mountain Dew? [Receiver:] Um-hmm [Eminem] Oh, that's great. Can- can I play you my record? [Receiver] Hmm? [Eminem] If, if I come in there can I play- I have a new group coming out, uh- [Receiver] You can't, I'm working and there'll be a change of people in about ten minutes [Eminem] Ok-, I, I, I can be there in five minutes, I just, I have this new group and I just want to play 'em for you and I wanted to know what you think about 'em [Receiver] Can't do that [Eminem] I, I, I bring my own record player- [Receiver] I'm here to work [Eminem] Ok-, no I understand that, I understand that, but- [Receiver] Understand, and you wouldn't ask for that [Eminem] Uh uh uh, I'm sorry, this is Eminem [Receiver] You don't have to apologize, you're only asking [Eminem Oh okay, alright [Receiver] Maybe on the phone either [Eminem] Okay, so... Well this is Eminem, and I just, I'm, I just wanted to know what you thought about my group, but since you're being a f**ing c*nt and you don't wanna hear about D12, you know what, I don't even want to f**ing talk to you [Receiver] I like the music [Eminem] No, no, you don't like the f**ing music, you know what? (Hangs up) [Eminem] Aw, sh**