D12 - Purple hills - radio edit lyrics

D12 Miscellaneous Purple Hills (Purple Pills Radio/Video Edit) I've been so many places I've seen so many faces But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple hills I climbed the highest mountain Once or twice but who's countin' But nothing compares To these blue and yellow purple hills Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of law suits inside her palms It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by 6 people And 5 I hit Ah sh** I started a mosh pit Squashed a chick And lost the foster kids This room makes me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb stuff start happenin' Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce I said c'mon bounce Everybody in the house doing ma** amounts To the women in the thongs with their a**es out We don't bullsh**, better ask around D12 throws the bombest bash in town Bizarre, your mom is crashing out Help me get her on the couch 'fore she pa**es out Bug that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs wrestling with Elton John Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns? It gotta be Tums the Ex-lax is gone Yeah I took them all dawg With some parmesian And I think my arm is gone Yo, it's probably numb Young dumb and full of cum And I think he's 'bout to swallow his tongue Scary a** it was a false alarm Think I'm about to die when I just got on? Stop acting stupid Your so high That you might wake up with a guy on some new sh**(eewww) I think I did too much I think I got the runs Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums Watch out HERE it COMES! Dirty Dozen 80 of us Shady brothers Ladies love us That's why our baby mothers Love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Some-, something, something, something Something, something, something, something i dunno Hop hills Hills I hop Hop two hills On stilts I walk Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Thought it was Incredible I k**ed the Hulk I wanna roll away Like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm old and gray I'm a go for broke Now okey doke I'm Packin' my nose with soap Cough cough cough Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ahh, poor baby Born by who*e lady Now I'm paying child support (Its You're baby!) I take four shots at one time I don't need to chase it when I'm swallowing mine (Hey!) You got any room In Bizarre's hatch back We can't go far Cuz the car has flats Why the hell you people think I rap? Because my mother taught me How to breach contracts If you got cash Then hide it soon (Swift, chill) I'm just tryin to get by like you (eewww) And i don't give a damn If u find me rude Mean, crude The hell with you too I only need three blunts and I'm cool I just got some and I'm going back soon I'm at rave Looking at a babe Like she want it Gin and tonic demonic Body smell like vomit Looney, crazy, chumpy, s**y, dopey headed guy Whipped cream, dirty mattresses Wanna try? Blue hills, golden seals Got Bizarre actin' ill Drugs k** (Yea right!) Chick I'm for real Shut your mouth you dirty girl You know you want me in your world Ladies, please don't fight Bizarre's here all night!!!