Cows - The Pictorial lyrics

As his s**m dripped from the rag He felt used, used up, not so good Pictorial He wondered what she'd look like in a bikini, or a nice dress How she walked - why she'd done this thing Pictorial He didn't think he'd like her too much - he wasn't too rich She "liked older men" and "couldn't be tied down" Pictorial She was plenty hot though, and she gave him a good stiff So he shoved her under the mattress for later Pictorial And he was feeling bad about this non-romance So he shoved his thing back into his pants Sperm dripped from the rag Pictorial