Corky And The Juice Pigs - Miners lyrics

Down in the mine it's dark and it's damp Your legs will be bent and your bu*tocks will cramp Dust will get into your eyes and your pants And make your underwear filthy. Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Down in the mine it's dark as a night Our helmet's too big and our boots are too tight We drink beer all day and throw up all night And we wake up and do it again. Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Hail the miner! My father was a miner. and my mother was a miner before him. and my uncle had s** with minors, but he's in prison now, it's a horrible thing. Down the black hole we go every day Diggin' the coal to earn our pay Some of us straight and rest of us gay But all of us stinkin' like men! Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Hail the miner! Hail the miner!