Colleen Ballinger - My family lyrics

Colleen Hmm hmm Colleen Ballinger I'm Colleen Dis my channel PsycoSoprano You might know me from that weird girl Miranda Ya'll confused about my family I'll make it easy Let me introduce them to ya I'll make it hard to leave Chris is my bro And he's a magician Jess is his wife And these are his children Trent is my bro And Rachel's my sister This is My family My family My family My family My mom and daddy got swag They got some chickens You know you jealous of us We all got mittens You want to be a Ballinger Get with our vibe Son, you don't need to get adopted You just gotta subscribe Chris is my bro And he's a magician Jess is his wife And these are his children Trent is my bro And Rachel's my sister This is My family My family My family My family I'm Bailey I love to read A little book Is all I need I'm home schooled So best beware I learn math In my rocking chair I'm Jacob This is my sword i can build anything Out of cardboard Allergic to dairy So milks a sin I've got a holster For my epi pen I'm Parker Crawling's my thing I eat my hands And I like to sing Alsifhualsuidfhalsdifuhasld Chris is my bro And he's a magician Jess is his wife And these are his children Trent is my bro And Rachel's my sister This is My family My family My family My family What? I don't understand