Cledus T. Judd - Cooter lyrics

Now, we all know the pride of Hazzard County, Bo and Luke Uncle Jesse, and let's not forget Miss Daisy Duke Rosco, don't you know, that sheriff was no straight shooter Some may hate Boss Hogg, but man, we all love Cooter The girls down at the Boar's Nest used to love to see 'em comin' There ain't much in that little town them Duke boys ain't tried jumpin' And when we hear that General Lee's familiar "Dixie" hooter We all knew we'd get to see a little Cooter Now, Cooter is the reason that TV show was so hot And Bo and Luke, they hung out with Cooter quite a lot And when they took Cooter for a ride in them backwoods They did things with Cooter (ha ha!) no man ever should Cooter kept them boys' engine fired up and smokin' No matter how they tore it up, Cooter kept on goin' No such thing as GPS or On-Star computer Them there boys didn't need no help when it came to findin' Cooter Now, we have every episode on high def DVD And we love to watch ol' Bo hood slide across our big TV And Daisy in her short shorts could knock me any cuter But what we want to see is a whole lot more Cooter For those of you who think this song could not be any cruder Get your mind out of the gutter; I'm just talkin' about Cooter Yee-haw!