Cledus T. Judd - Every Light in the House Is Blown lyrics

I told you I'd leave some flairs on In case you ever wanted to find my home You frowned and said well the dang Law should arrest ya Now this old house keeps falling apart So I went down to the local Wal-mart And bought this coleman lantern to impress ya Chorus 'Coz every light in the house is blown I keep on a-clapping But they don't clap on House looks like where the Armish live There's really no point to pay the power bill 'Coz every light in the house is blown The numbers won't even light up on my telephone 'Coz every light in the house is blowd It got awful dang depressing The bulbs all blew out one by one And I just can't afford right now to replace them Until then I'll sit here in the dark 'Coz I can't get this old generator to start I got four batteries but I don't wanna waste 'em Chorus 'Coz every light in the house is blown I'd love to sell the place but it can't be shown Looks like where the Clampet's lived Before they packed up and moved to Beverly Hills Every light in the house is blown No more reading 'Country Weekly' While I'm on the Throne 'Coz every light in the house blown Can' see a thing 'til the crack of dawn House looks like where Ben Franklin's born Before he flew a kite in an electrical storm A-every light in the house is blown I was hopin' maybe Trace would float me along 'Coz every light in the house is blown