Cledus T. Judd - All I Want for Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef lyrics

Parody of "All I Want For Christmas Is Two Front Teeth" Donald Yetter Gardner New lyrical adaptation by Chris Clark Wamer Bros. Inc. (ASCAP) UHH CHORUS All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth (What?) Two gold front teeth With a diamond in each I'd be a G if I could have two front teeth That I'd wish you a funky Christmas It's Christmas And I'm toothless (Ho ho) I got a cap in my grill that's ruthless (Ho ho) I need a dentist that's both a driller and a j**eler (Ho ho) I'm lookin' for a look that's just a little bit cooler (Ho ho) I don't want toys I don't want any money (Ho ho) I want my carats in my mouth of Bugs Bunny (Ho ho) This year the only thing on my list Is two teeth to match the watch on my wrist CHORUS When someone says "Yo wazzup dog?" I'll say: "You know I'm doin my plug fizzle (Right on) A real OG like ODB My record sales will triple." CHORUS I'd be like Pimp Dracula The Spetacula Cledus T. will be Stone Cold Makea Here I go again with my funky alter ego (Ho ho) Making people laugh is the best gift I know (Ho ho) Better wrap it up put it underneath the tree (Ho ho) I want a million dollar smile like Master B (Ho ho) I'll keep them shinin' like the doves on my duly(sp?) (Ho ho) Santa Claus won't you please bring him to me CHORUS repeat CHORUS That I'd wish you a funky Christmas That I'd wish you a funky Christmas