Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.) lyrics

Oh gosh, here we go again A fella can't get no rest around this joint Oh well, she got up this morning at six a.m. She was as grumpy as can be Not a snowball chance of sleepin' late 'Cos she started vacuuming Said, "Get your lazy bu*t up Cledus You gotta take me to the mall Don't forget to bring them credit cards 'Cos I'ma gonna use 'em all" Wives do it all the time We can't meet all their demands A bunch a female general Schwarzkopfs A' barkin' off their commands They spend all our money, it's a mystery How us menfolk can survive (Oh, why do we can't tell if they break a nail?) Wives do it all the time Oh, her makeup's scattered all over the place And the bathroom's a cloud of dust Didn't leave no gas in my pick up And she hates the way I get my hair cut You know you sure are a cold one, baby You get green with jealousy When I steal your Victoria Sacred Or watch Mindy on CMT Wives do it all the time We can't meet all their demands You know they lose all their sweetness Oh, when we give 'em that wedding band They spend all our money, it's a mystery How us menfolk can survive (Well, they never fail, to find a sale) Wives do it all the time Well, she just might get frisky tonight So I won't get nowhere near her And if she says, "Cledy, come on to bed" I'll pretend that I don't hear her, ooh They spend all our money, it's a mystery How us menfolk can survive (Beats all I ever saw, they'll bite rough to sore) Wives do it all the time Yeah, wives do it all the time, all the time Wives do it all the time, all the time Wives do it all the time, all the time Wives do it, mine does it all the time