Circus Of Dead Squirrels - Bible Thumpers lyrics

Come on you motherf**ers!I need to get home and beat my wife and kids before church! Here piggy, piggy get your fat a** on the truck We know you're hot, crammed, and thirsty but we don't give a f** We got this bright, shiny prod that we can shove up your a** And if you don't want to move we'll beat you 'til you collapse We'll throw you in a pile outside, half alive Where you'll lay for days and rot away and slowly f**ing die An intelligent and friendly species but tastes good unfortunately No one cares which way you die, people love to close their eyes Here piggy, piggy, now it's time for your d**h Drag you by your f**ing snout then shoot a bolt through your head You better pray to god we k** you on the very first try Or else you're gonna go through the whole process alive We will never respect the sacrifice that you made You're just a soulless animal You don't feel any pain Can't wait for God anymore Can't wait for some kind of Jesus Can't keep living with our f**ing fingers crossed Can't wait 'til everything is dead and gone Hurry up and die we got thousands more behind you Need a sausage biscuit in three minutes at McDonalds' drive-thru Weinerschnitzel, wet my whistle, turn that hog into a dog! Pupperoni, Beggin' Strips, born again through doggy sh** It's a fast food nation full of slow thinking minds Where demonic corporations get away with brutal crimes There's no such thing as too much money in this f**ing country Anything to save a dime, anything will keep us occupied Born at the mercy of the rich, they march to their d**h in a line We're not so different after all, we just pretend all the time Piggy, are you ok? Piggy, are you ok, are you ok, piggy? Piggy, are you ok? You've been hit by a cruel criminal Three months of news coverage Three months of news coverage, a man they hated Three months of news coverage But nothing about the meat industry It's bad, it's a thriller, it's dangerous It's sad, it's a squealer, it's hideous Take that piggy and spin him around Smash him headfirst into the ground In the bible belt give the devil a nod Mutilations in the name of God For the holy men on Satan's factory farm Judgment's coming in it's purest form Come join the preaching Jesus, deep south, apple mouth, hog hoedown I'm coming to f**ing k** you, Jeffrey Dahmer motherf**ers! During your short life here, you'll meet the best we have Ex-convicts and immigrants inside a corporate plan Violent offenders that will do things to you That nobody sane would ever dream to do But don't think they won't eat you, cuz oh yes they will They don't care about details, they just don't want to k** The Humane Slaughter Act shouldn't scare you one bit You see things look good on paper but we don't have time for that sh** Pump you up with hormones, make you as fat as a republican Bash apart your f**ing brains by God fearing Christians Cut your balls, cut your tail, without the use of medicine Lock you up inside a cage, some will cry but real men grin We will always have more important human issues than you Like a peanut sized f**ing fetus That doesn't even know what the f** it is yet I'm gonna f**ing stab you in your face Or maybe I should take it down to your civilized manner and dump you into a scalding tank And watch your eyes pop out, you sick twisted f**s! Bible Thumpers! Dumb f**ers! Bible Thumpers! Die Motherf**ers! Join us next week for the divine depiction of Kosher It's very scary!f**ers!