Circumcision Proposition - Cosby Meltdown lyrics

[Verse 1: Billy Spitz] " Saw this fine Mamacita shopping for a coffee table Girl had more a** than a mother f**ing donkey stable Certain things you see man some sh** is unforgettable My dick told me to talk to her, my brain told me to let it go Listened to my co*k and started talking real professional Said you looking spicy ma', she said that she's from Mexico Told her that explains it, and just for the record yo Your face is hella pretty but that a** is just incredible Said get away from me you creepy f**ing pedophile Turns out she's only fourteen but I still don't regret it though (but you should) I still don't regret it though (yeah but you really should though) I still don't regret it though Check it, I'll smack a broad around if she ain't acting right Women piss me off more than being stuck in traffic lights s** a dick, close your mouth, make some food Those the only things a basic b**h like you needs to do b**h shut the f** up with your stupid stories Every time you talk, you f**ing bore me, ladies Please just get your sh** straight, keep your opinions to yourself and just tell me how my dick tastes." [Verse 2: Tory Kipple] " Tasting co*k is Origami Prophet's Mini Papa's favorite hobby Lobster red Tedy Andreas blows it by the thousand Oh lawd' you thought I was an innocent child Now i'm wilin' out in public with a dick in my mouth This is real boy music and we're using it to spark our spliffs and bowls for entertainment like a donkey show in Vegas Couldn't tame us if you wanted to I wonder if you lazy penis tuggers could arouse a f*ggot sitting right in front of you I'm 102 degrees hotter than a fire fighter fighting fires in a yard of eighty thousand rubber tires You are Dora The Explorer, I'm a needle in the haystack Come and find me bring your Boots for safety you gon' need that Roaming through the strange lands and we still got miles to go I got a kilo of the coke and a pound of the dro What the f** you know? I'm ballin' like i'm Robin Yount Playing for the Brewers back in '82 you f**ing c*nt." [Verse 3: Billy Spitz] " Aye shout out to Bill Cosby (cough) I'm a little bit sick Pop my collar on these f*ggots show em' all the man in me I got homies that would k** for me, thats my f**ing family I'll break your b**h off like a kit kat, hair slicked back plus the way I spit raps Gets dried up p**y's wet and I leave necks with f**ing whiplash, b**h a** p**y f*ggots haven't learned their lesson cuz they skipped cla** Talk sh** on Circumcision thats how you get whipped a** It's the circumcision syndicate Females hear our song now they acting hella interested Any b**h can get dicked, Billy is the reason that they dress up and wear lipstick, dip sh** Shout out to the college boys playing this and listening My mind's gone, not because I lost it, but it left me Always go the right way, cuz then you won't get left see Made your mother blow me, then told her make a sandwich She said turkey or bologna? Said b**h it doesn't matter i'm just mother f**ing hungry." [Verse 4: Tory Kipple] " I'm hungry too, what looks like a co*k and tastes good, but it's just regular food? So put the pota**ium back in that banana peel tuggie Now put the catheter right back in my wagon I'm having a African manikin attack all the f*ggots a dad couldn't handle Because his daughter told him her boyfriend is plastered and blasted with swastika tattoos on his gla** eye and a**hole Jose Ole' doesn't owe me or blow me for Tony, The Tiger stripes I gotta earn em I fight like i'm Doby Attacking Ron Burgundy before Baxter coyote Came to pacific buffalo now i'm working for Oakley Smoking peyote and i'm homies with Obi Kenobi, oh f** off." (f** off)