Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Gas (Man) lyrics

Princess resuscitates drowning tramp Big business infiltrates postage stamp Happy days are here again And it's a gas man, oh boy And we will enjoy ourselves Illiterate bored teenager gets spelling wrong on suicide note Loneliness of long distance d** runner Ends on crowded Bangkok d**h row Happy days, oh happy days And it's a gas man, oh boy And we will enjoy ourselves Over and over the sums are the same Count up the number of people in pain Take away friends and then add a few noughts Dividing it by the first number you thought And it's a gas man k** yourself if you want But I'll tell you this only once Don't