Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Being Here lyrics

Don't kiss me quick I'm about to be sick All over my favourite shoes If you pin back my tongue with a stapling gun It won't stop me from singing the blues I'm as drunk as a skunk and the National Front have kicked me all over this bar I'd go back to Ian's house but Ian's house is to far The pinch and the punch were for the first of the month The slap for the rest of the year The punch and the kick were for being to quick And the rest, was just for being here