Carter Deems - The Vesh vs. Carter Deems lyrics

[Round 1: The Vesh] Carter, that's a mighty tighty T-shirt You got a "ducked" up fashion sense. Plus I heard he got one of those s**ual diseases, what's that one called? Abstinent! See, a women's touch startles him. Carters the white Carlton. Chicks be like: "You could of had his p**y" Like they dancing to Charleston He considers himself a man, but when an adult calls him a b**h, he don't just tug his chain, this motherf**er swallowed it! He don't even go to rap shows unless he got like 10 friends coming. Even then he dials 911 on his cellphone and keeps his thumb On the send bu*ton Then ya, he joined Grindtime like: "I can win! Im shooting for the top!" When he used to watch The Wayurn, his a** was rooting for The Cops! Seriously Carter, If you dropped an album, really, who would listen? White a** face, [?] eyes man you a Grown a** Stewie Griffin! Carter ain't even from Atlanta, he from way down south. I mean god damn this a gla** of tap water from This motherf**ers house! And before battle, Carter was like "I wanna take this beautiful women out for dinner tonight." You think she likes white men? and I said just tell her you're a real real real real real real real real real real real real Real real real light skin! [Round 1: Carter Deems] He makes fun of my shirt? Well I watch mighty ducks with your girl in your basement. and my dick was sky high as I Let it fly into her V formation. See its time for me to unleash my beast and fighter styles, and turn this battle into a waste Of your wife's frequent flyer miles! And I know you're quite uncomfortable [?] and watching the Winslow's Home, that is until he found Out about rap through Kevin Garnet's intro song. Whenever this Minnesota rapper breaths, I react with apathy. Yall don't need a battle league ya know, he's got an Applebee's I mean how can you proud when your president's [?] He must be the best spy in the world cause yall have never been seen And my flow is so nerdy but so dirty I don't have to curse. His delivery is more awkward than when your parents argue On the way to church It gets Worse See, when im with his chick, I make her back and body hurt, and when yall are together she makes you smell soap sets Bath and body works And I'm a turn this Italian Stallion into glue tonight, and use it to seal your girls p**y tight! Now that's really sticking By your wife! Coming with these soft schemes. think you can knock off Deems? Well he is one of the hardest hitters on his church's Leagues softball team. And even that's Coed! His hoes dead so he was over some sleazy scams like a weasel man turd face, while I have nothing to hide that's why I rap with my birth name in the first place! [Round 2: The Vesh]