Bowling For Soup - Somebody Get My Mom lyrics

woke up today in a van traded my pillow for a miller light can and in 2 mre days ill lose the guitar that i hocked s** down a beer -then one more twelve ounces later i was outside your door and the pillow i threw was probbably more like a rock (course) then i fell ,skinned my kneee,broke my gla**es got stung by a bee ,lost my wallet and my car keys to and to make things worse im coming down with the flu somebody get my mom cuz i think somethings broken again and i dont want to be just friends i said thatnks for the ride ill just limp back inside cuz i dont want you to c me cry i just want my mom ,somebody get my mom ,i just want my mom ,get my mom athorities came ,i guess i was gone next thing u know im pa**ed out on the lawn but did i woke up fast with a rotwillers toung in my mouth i wrote you a note but it got soked when i went dixie fishing and i fell out of the boat thne got caught in adrive by and wasent found for 3 days (course) M O MMY she makes me colour cuz i hate pie she couched baseball when we needed her we lost every game but to her came in first and im so glad that she met my dad i wouldnet b here if she never had LETS GO! i guess this is it the end of the song just my luck nobody sang along ill just put my guitar down and take the mongoosse back home somebody get my mom cuz i think somethings broken again and i dont want to be just friends i said thanks for the ride ill just limp back inside cuz i dont want u to c me cry i just want my mom somebody get my mom i just want my mom get my mom M-O-MMY