Bob And Tom Show - The Toast Song lyrics

All around the Country and the Coast People always say, What do you like most? I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast I always tell them I like toast. YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST! I get up in the morning about 6 a.m. Have a little jelly, have a little jam Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot Push down the lever and the wires get hot. I get toast! YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST! Now there's no secret to toasting prefection, There's a dial on the side and you make your selection. Push it to the dark or the light and then, if it pops too soon press down again You make toast! YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST! When the first caveman drove in from the drags, Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs. Must've been a genius - got it in his head, Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread Make toast! YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST! Ah oui monsiuer bonjour cacette, Ah huh croissant au vous avec. Maurice a Viler, Eiffel Tower, Ah oui marie, bagette un flour. FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST! YEAHHHHHH TOAST Ahhahhhahhh... Toast.