Blues Traveler - Cleopatra's Cat lyrics

Cleopatra's favorite cat Got his hands on caeser's spats The heat was on as you could see So he front 'em to mark antony Said, "my girlfriend's cat is smarter than me." Caeser had an eye for clothes He saw them spats and said, "i like those." Caeser had not thing to say, except "jesu christi domine Et tu, brute Jesu christi domine Et tu, brute." The senate tried to sympathize It was the cat they should despise Informant told his whereabouts Centurions to seek him out Centurions! there go the centurions Brutus had to turn his head When that cat done went and said "if he's got this thing for shoes He just might be ambitious, too They got holidays all in his name And all a tyrant needs is fame Those fascists don't play pretty games Egypt is the place to be But rome is a democracy Rome! Caeser never got them back Cause they k**ed his a** in the second act Brutus spoke, then antony Said, "my girlfriend's cat is smarter than me Egypt's biggest rivalry Cleopatra's cat and me."