Awwwwdiculous - Dime Dreams lyrics

A-Boy It just feels like I was made for one reason Allergic to your game yeah that's why I keep sneezin' So move out the way son and watch me work This is how its done you just act like a jerk See the ladies always go for the Dane Cook type They keep comin' back they want more tears to wipe (But hey a-boy, where's your girl right now?) Well yesterday she left for Venice all she said was ciao (Well what if they ditched, it's you they're trying to lose?) Let em roam if they want call girls B-52's Cause even if they cant see me I don't get stressed Its like they know that I'm there, feel like the beast of loch ness But I suppose it is true, cant quite hold em down Soon as I try and make a move, my ladies split town But maybe it'll all change if I act like a playa Take her home like Paula Deen, then I'll bobby flay her And I'll be... Pickin' up chicks like cash on the street Their defenses disappear when I play 'em this beat The sparks are always real or so it seems But then I wake up... damn, just dime dreams If I had me a dime everything would be easy A bit more relaxed Kraft mac-and-cheesey But instead I'm just rejected again and again Usually don't get much farther than a Facebook friend But I request, no demand, that the ladies concede Wheres the charge through the house my Jumanji stampede Today I'll make a change cause I deserve that biddy Rappers get girls easy you can just ask fiddy Don't even need sk** and that thought makes me giddy Why write my own rhymes? Then again, I'm not Diddy I think I'm more like Mel Gibson in the year 2-thou I have what women want and hating Jews is still foul So I'm askin' all the ladies, what more can I do Why wont you roll with me in the Awwwwdiculous crew It might only happen in my imagination But in real life it would be pure elation And I'll be... Pickin' up chicks like cash on the street Their defenses disappear when I play 'em this beat The sparks are always real or so it seems But then I wake up... damn, just dime dreams Spent so much time, on pickin' up girls But they still act like I'm rockin' jehri curls So I oughta move on I ain't Rob Schneider yo I'll never star in the film: a-boy male gigolo I'll just have to live life like an average cat Finally, I now understand that You don't have to be a pimp to get by in life I'm not chasing girls but there's less internal strife I feel resigned to my fate as just another normal dude I'm not tucker max I cant act so lewd But I can be happy in a relationship Great expectations for the future so just call me a-pip I've learned to pick up chicks there's some dos and don'ts Every dime has different will's and wont's Just go up to the girl, just tell her hey And wear at least half a bottle of axe body spray And I'll be... Pickin' up chicks like cash on the street Their defenses disappear when I play 'em this beat The sparks are always real or so it seems But then I wake up... damn, just dime dreams Mysterious D It's no wonder Why my hand is Glued To my sheets