Aurelio Voltaire - Bunnypocolypse lyrics

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Aurelio Voltaire - Bunnypocolypse lyrics

I shot out of bed, it was Easter morning Only 8 AM. I should still be snoring When i heard a cry coming from the crypts And there before my weary eyes was a bunny-pocalypse I was kind of stunned! i looked all around There were Sleeze-ter eggs scattered on the ground They cracked wide open and coming out in waves Was a zombie-bunny horde from beyond the grave! A black cat crossed my path and said I got nothin' to fear I said "Cat, ya dont know Jack! The Haremageddons here!" A tap, tap! Double tap to send them back to their crypts! Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the Bunny-pocalypse! I turned and there i saw a Druid He was mixin' up some magic fluid He said Easter was a Pagan holiday! The christians had it long enough so we're taking it back today! A black cat crossed my path and said I got nothin' to fear I said "Cat, ya dont know Jack! The Haremageddons here!" A tap, tap! Double tap to send them back to their crypts! Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the Bunny-pocalypse! I called ol' Chuck Norris! And the Boondocks Saints Called the Pope in rome! They all told me to wait! I called Bruce Campbell! Got him on the phone! He said "Keep your chin up, boy! 'cause now you're on your own!" A black cat crossed my path and said I got nothin' to fear I said "Cat, ya dont know Jack! The Haremageddons here!" A tap, tap! Double tap to send them back to their crypts! Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the Bunny-pocalypse! Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the Bunny-pocalypse! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!