Atul Singh - Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky lyrics

[Intro] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! TONY HAWK! VS! WAYNE GRETZKY! BEGIN! [Tony Hawk] I can skate better than this church boy turd can Not Cash Money, it's just Wayne versus Birdman You got your whole league to protect and adore you So which goon's gonna take this battle for you? I'm a dude who blew up extreme sports That nose looks like it's seen extreme snorts I mean, look at that thing, that slope is gigantic Even I wouldn't fly off a ramp that titanic All that ice underneath you will be melted into water When I hit you with a trick that's even hotter than your daughter You're old and you're basic, your talent is fading And Oiler alert: you're about to get traded I drop rhymes like I'm dropping into a half pipe I'll thrash this a**wipe, hit you like a hash pipe Keep your mittens on, Gretzky, you're too clean I got this covered like gravy on poutine [Wayne Gretzky] That verse was rough; damn, Tony So let me smooth it out, like I'm a damn Zamboni I'm the greatest ever when I play hockey But on the microphone I don't play, Hawkey This is a street fight, T-Hawk, show some respect If you don't, then you'll get a slap shot to the deck And I take a Flyer down, bird, you're getting wrecked So you best prepare for arrival and cross check Hey, let me tell you what putting a puck in the net's worth Double what you bank in bucks, check my net worth And my hot wife, the only woman in the world for Wayne You're on your fourth wife, talk about the X-Games There was one big trick that you ever did That you got out-spun by a 12-year old kid Oh, you like finger flips? How 'bout one of these? Sit on this and rotate 900 degrees [Tony Hawk] Great one, Wayne; let me say something, Wayne I got 99 problems and you ain't one Wayne You'll catch a pop-shove it to the mullet if you tempt me Your threats are like my swimming pools, bruh, empty [Wayne Gretzky] Let's skip the kickflips and McTwists You'll be speechless after three periods like an ellipsis This goofy-footed geek straight getting smoked Got you down on your kneepads, sorry bout the deke joke [Tony Hawk] You should hit the buzzer 'cause it's time to change lines You put that joke in a top shelf of lame rhymes This ain't typical sports, I use centripetal force While you prance around in four-pound icy diaper shorts I try to watch you on TV, but I can't see the puck Hockey used to have guts, but now the teams mighty s** I taught kids around the world that there's nothing they can't do Put more souls into skating than some Vans shoes [Wayne Gretzky] Time out; let's talk about athletic achievements You and I have so many world records between us 184, and that's plenty of them And I set 183 of them! Undisputed, unrefuted G-O-A-T You've been going downhill since Pro Skater 3 Too far ahead for you to catch up For true sports fans, this was finished as soon they heard the match up [Outro] WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!