Attack Slug - So Lazy lyrics

man, don't you know that i'm lazy don't you know i'm insane? don't you know that i'm lazy, so lazy lazy man and i wake up about a quarter to twelve get my socks on while i just talk to myself hop on my box and surf the web for a spell and it's about this time i realize that i kinda smell oh well, guess i'll grab a quick shower tummy starts to rumble and growl like bowser stack some more dirty dishes all up on the counter then i need a nap for about another hour i live my life on a tape delay seven seconds for my brain to tell my mouth what to say not that it dimishes the meanings that they weigh and i barely finish any of games that i play anyway, now it's late afternoon and i coulda sworn i finished all these tracks back in june instead i'm distracted by theses eps of SVU another wasted day that i soon will bid adieu and i'm devoted to the latter half of my name sake any activity is givin me the same ache no tps reports, well you better blame quake lazier than me i'm proclaimin you're a lame fake blame me cause i'm slower than tree sap if i ran the mafia nobody would get knee-capped instead the punishement would be to run 3 laps this is probably the laziest i ever have rapped oh snap, i'll always be the last picked life is a marathon and i'm gettin my a** kicked never get it on with any of the cute fast chicks never make beats as long as i got soundclick and i, don't know what i will do when i, run out of words i can use so i, will be a little obstuse and try, not to re-use-use-use