Arrogant Worms - The Fishing Song lyrics

It's early in the morning, way before dawn I down a cup of coffee, put my lucky hat on Get down to the water before all the crowds Gonna have more fun than the law allows With my hot rod, i go out to cruise When i'm on the prowl, i never lose I fire up my merc and put the throttle down 'cause i've got the fastest fishing boat in town I open up my tackle box, it's so big! Crank baits, sink baits, beer and jigs Got my bobbers on, and my 10 pound test Gonna catch me a lunker gonna be the best (gonna go fishing) gonna have some fun (gonna go fishing) 'cause it's number one (gonna go fishing) gonna sit on my bu*t (gonna catch a fish) and scrape out its guts Ahhh, fishing! I fish on the lake, by the sunken tree stump Between the sewage output, and the chemical dump Don't swim in the lake, says a sign on a tree It's a good thing that fish can't read I got my 10 dollar lure, the one that floats And i make a big cast from my 20 grand boat With my thousand dollar rod, or maybe it's more Gonna catch me a fish that's 5 bucks at the store (gonna go fishing) gonna have some fun (gonna go fishing) 'cause it's number one (gonna go fishing) gonna sit on my bu*t (gonna catch a fish) and scrape out its guts Ahhh, fishing! I feel something tugging on the end of my line (tug, tug, tug, tug, tug that line) I'm gonna catch a fish, it's gonna be so fine (fish, fish, fish, fish, fish so fine) Oh it feels so good to touch fish slime (slime, slime, slime, slime, fishy slime) There's nothing else to do with my free time (time, time, time, time, waste of time) Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhhhhhh Let's catch a fishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfish Eat a fishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfish Swallow a fishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfish Digest a fishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfish Out comes the fishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfish It was a fishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfishfish (gonna go fishing) gonna have some fun (gonna go fishing) 'cause it's number one (gonna go fishing) gonna sit on my bu*t (gonna catch a fish) and scrape out its guts Ahhh (gonna go fishing) gonna have some fun (gonna go fishing) 'cause it's number one (gonna go fishing) gonna sit on my bu*t (gonna catch a fish) and scrape out its guts Ahhh, fish-fish-fishing c-a-n-a-d-a!