Arrogant Worms - Stalker Girl lyrics

When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool We'd stay in hotels with room service and pools Sign body parts for fans Check into rehab and smash up the van But looking back I should have stayed in school. Life out on the road can be dangerous you see Truckstop food and smelly roadies Are not nearly as scary As that girl who's at every show Mouthing the words from the front row The stalker girl is scaring the hell out of me She's my creepy stalker girl I'm the centre of her wacked out crazy and delusional world She follows me every everywhere She's even got a bag with some bits of my hair Just go away you creepy stalker girl She says I touch her in a very special way But I'd never go near her now without my pepper spray And the voices in her head Said break into my house and sleep in my bed And they also said that shaving the cat was okay She's my creepy stalker girl I'm the centre of her wacked out crazy and delusional world She follows me every everywhere She's even got a bag with some bits of my hair Just go away you creepy stalker girl I've an*lysed your handwriting and I've got some bad news You're manic obsessive with abandonment issues And you think that all our songs Are about you and you're usually wrong Except for now this song is so about you You creepy stalker girl, you creepy stalker girl, you creepy stalker girl