Arrogant Worms - Ezra Eats lyrics

I have a little baby boy and Ezra is his name No one knows him now but I know he will be famous And known throughout the world for all of his accomplishments But for now the main thing that he does real well is eat Ezra eats I know some kids are finicky, most foods they will ignore When Ezra says his first words I know they'll be, 'Give me more!' He hasn't missed a meal in all his 231 days I guess he knows his dad's a Worm and that it barely pays So he eats Some kids learn to roll and crawl and walk and then explore But Ezra'd rather show the world that he's an omnivore He'll be a hockey goalie soon and riches he will get Cause if he grows at this rate he will take up all the net Cause he eats He ate us out of our house and then ate the neighbor's home He chewed up all their garden and then ate their garden gnome We took him to IKEA and while I sat on the benches He ate a sofa named Bjorn and seven Allen wrenches Cause he eats