Arrogant Worms - Big Box Store lyrics

The squirrels gathered nuts, the sun shone on the leaves The fragrance of the flowers sweetened the gentle breeze The birdies were all singing… but they're not anymore ‘Cause I dug the whole thing up and built a big box store CHORUS Big box store, it's my big box store Shopping here makes it clear what life's worth living for Big box store, it's my big box store It's big, it's a box, it's my big box store It's as if a football field made love to a mall And the baby that they had is my sweet suburban sprawl Whose parking lot is bigger than the downtown it destroyed Come on and enjoy shopping on steroids CHORUS Its rectangulated beauty is sure hard to ignore BRIDGE It's got toys from China And TV's from China And knick-knacks from China And lamps from China And clothes from China And china from China And employees from Mexico So bring your big box wife and your growing big box kids And get some big box stuff to shove into your big box fridge If living large is what you want and we've got what you need So buy a dozen sofas or a ten pound bag of cheese At my… CHORUS You'll come out with lots of stuff you didn't come in for CHORUS How can you ever have enough when there is so much more!