Army Of Freshmen - Condition Christine lyrics

Lost my troop, my parachute Through neighbourhoods in hot pursuit I landed on little league fields Now no more war games this is real Hopping fences, parkign lots Tjhey're blaring sirens, firing shots I crawl through woods, through poison oak The rendezvous point's up in smoke 3 more miles to go Christine I'm in no condition To be put through this science fiction Welcome to your rescue mission I am here to save you Do everything the message said When hell breaks loose, under the bed If you hear screams and cries downstairs No matter what don't go down there If there's footsteps in the hall Don't make a single sound at all And when the door's thrown ope wide Just pray it's me on the other side 1 more mile to go Christine I'm in no condition To be put through this science fiction Welcome to your rescue mission I am here to save you Christine I'm in no condition To be put through this science fiction Welcome to your rescue mission I am here to save you Mayday, mayday, fading fast I'm shell shocked from a mortar blast I'm on the edge of your backyard I think I can distract the guards D-Day, D-Day here at last Soon this will be in the past If I don't make it out alive At least you'll know how hard I tried Christine I'm in no condition To be put through this science fiction Welcome to your rescue mission I am here to save you Christine I'm in no condition To be put through this science fiction Welcome to your rescue mission I am here to save you I am here to save you I am here to save you I am here to save you