ApologetiX - Humpty Dumpty Country Club lyrics

Parody of "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins (Prov. 16:18; 1 Cor. 10:12; James 3:2, 4:6; Phil. 2:3; 2 Cor. 12:9-10; 1 Peter 5:5-6; 1 Timothy 3:6, 1 John 2:16, Luke 18:9-14) bu*ter him up some All right, boys, this is his favorite sin, you know that's pride So if we make him good and proud, he might give us a chance again Oh, he let his guard down -- Here he comes, here he comes Yep, yep, they get pride and slip Humpty Dumpty's great fall -- you know it starts at the wall He was up there 10 feet tall -- didn't want the Lord's help at all Though they trust in the Lord when they're climbing up the stairs Sure n'uff pride it makes 'em fall and stumble once they're there At that Humpty Dumpty Country Club Keepin' perfect without any help from anyone Now you're growing strong like old King Kong But ooh he sure fell down, smacked the sidewalk Yeah, pride precedes a fall like Goliath long ago Lord have mercy how do people get to be such snobs At that Humpty Dumpty Country Club Now humble meek behavior is what your Father favors Petty pride-filled strangers are worse than the moneychangers Glance at chapter 2 of Philippians verse 3 He hates a big ego but loves true modesty Not that Humpty Dumpty Country Club Now read in Proverbs 16:18 while I sing this song God opposes all the co*ky dogs And ooh wee -- bow wow wow -- cats can scare them off Yeah, pride precedes a fall like the Pharaoh long ago The Lord has mercy on the weak but just resists the strong At that Humpty Dumpty Country Club He don't care about your strength and your religious discipline How handsome, smart, or brave you are -- you get those gifts from Him Pride makes everybody crazy -- you think you're feelin' tough Take the devil as your lesson -- if it looks like you're hot stuff At that Humpty Dumpty Country Club Now peek in First Corinthians verse 10:12 and read along Now you're showing off and walkin' tall But ooh wee shut your mouth and wipe that grin off Yeah, pride proceeds a fall, like that cherub long ago Lord have mercy how'd they all forget your risen Son At that Humpty Dumpty Country Club That's it right there boys That's why we do what we do They aim for the money They aim for the glory They aim for the pretty women They want in the country club Proverbs 16:18 Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall.