ApologetiX - Obadiah lyrics

Parody of "Hold the Line" by Toto (The Book of Obadiah) He's not like Isaiah but he's holy Does not have Isaiah's way with words He's not Jeremiah or Ezekiel my friends He's not really famous like Daniel and them Does not have a great big book But the things that he said all came true Obadiah wasn't a talky kind of guy No, no, no Obadiah wasn't a talky kind of guy No, no, no The prophets had words that they told the -- world The longest of them was Jeremiah -- wooo The prophet Isaiah had more chapters than he But he double spaced them or something it seems Along with those great big books There's a dinky one-chapter book, too CHORUS The prophets had words that they told us A lot of them wasted little time -- whooo Zeph'niah, Joel, and Nahum wrote three chapters each Habakkuk the same, Haggai one less than these But topping the names of books with the thinnest of pages is who? CHORUS Obadiah 1:12 You should not look down on your brother in the day Of his misfortune, nor rejoice over the people of Judah in the day of their destruction, nor boast so Much in the day of their trouble.