ApologetiX - Smooth Grandmama lyrics

As he came up to the window, heard the sound of, Barry Manilow He came into her apartment, smelled the Ben Gay, and the chocolate She was sitting at the table, he could see she, had a Bible Then she ran into the bedroom, got her teeth down, and her perfume Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny? (4X) Granny's not an old maid, She's a zealot, with a bold faith She's a kind-hearted widow, and she bought you, a Nintendo, last week You came into her apartment, left the mud stains, on the carpet And then she ran into the bedroom, she was knelt down, it was for you Granny likes to crochet, and croquet, and quote Dear Abby Granny causes road rage, in slow lanes, she's no Andretti Granny's got the whole day, to go pray, for all her family You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmamma she came into the hallway, it was Sunday, had a snack made Then the book of Revelation, was the topic, of conversation Granny says you know babe, the Lord say, in verse 3:20 He's standing at the doorway, so don't waste, a moment honey And you gotta go pray, or else babe, you won't gain entry Then you told her OK, I want saved, I'll go pray Granny Granny told you OK, first you tell Him, that you're sorry Believe He died or your sins though And accept, Him and repento -- Whammy! He came into your heart then, you were prostrate, on the carpet Then she ran you to the next room You were sat down, there was more food Granny karaokes, to old tapes, of Sandi Patty You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama (BRIDGE) Granny had a roast made, and potatoes, that were homemade And she buys Poppin' Fresh Dough So she baked you, some crescent rolls, lets eat! You came into her apartment, and the blessings, only started And then your Granny took and fed you You were stuffed now; it was her food Granny brought you cold grapes, and poached eggs, and bowls of candy Granny brought you milkshakes, and fruitcake, keep Rolaids handy Granny's artichokes make, your throat gag, so don't take any And before you go babe, you must take, a roast beef sandwich