ApologetiX - Santa Claus lyrics

Parody of "Panama" by Van Halen (Luke 2:11) Mom, Dad! What's that sound? Here he comes -- don't call the cops now That dude -- heard about his attitude Naughty kids will get -- zero Christmas gifts Don't you know he's coming Christmas Eve? I'm gonna toss and turn -- I'll get up! Santa Claus, Santa Claus Santa Claus, Santa Claus (oh ho ho ho ho) Ain't nothin' like him that I've ever seen Got to fly around the world -- he's a human sardine How'd you -- climb on down my chimney flue? Got my mom and dad comin' to my bedroom: "Don't you know who's coming Christmas Eve? Don't lose Him in the rush!" I give up! Huh?!! Santa Claus, Santa Claus Santa Claus, Santa Claus (oh ho ho ho ho) SPOKEN: Yeah, there's somethin' the little kid forgot tonight I can barely see the star for the tree comin' off of it If I reach down I can see the manger Reason for the season Gift buying -- time's flying Got to find the real true meaning Got the feeling something's missing Christmas shopping ain't no fun without Son of God, Son of God Son of God, Son of God, (oh ho ho ho ho) Son of God, Son of God, (oh ho ho ho ho) Son of God!