ApologetiX - Too Pregnant lyrics

Parody of "Two Princes" performed by The Spin Doctors and written by Christopher Barron, Aaron Corness, Eric Schenkman & Mark White (Jeremiah 1:5; Isaiah 5:20) Yeah, one girl's pregnant, she'll inform you She's gonna have a baby An infant, who'll be born soon – she's growin' big now One girl down the street is talkin' – she's also pregnant But this one, she says she wants the right to stop if It's inconvenient Yeah! We have a little bitty disagreement And you've seen it on the bumper stickers Rubber baby buggy bumpers Listen: we've got to print the facts 'cause A lot's been said now We got some linguistical gymnastics 'Bout being pregnantYou carry him, you call him "Bill" or "Tony" Or how 'bout "Fred," now? You terminate, the doctor says it's only A fetus then, now Pretty words for dirty deeds Call it what you want to baby can't you see It ain't God you fool with your rhetoric I know what it is and baby so does He I know what it is and baby so does He so If you want to call it a baby, just go ahead now But if you'd like to terminate it, just don't forget now The issue, isn't what you call it, it's what it is now And if you'd like to think about it, you know it is now One last thing left to say before you just walk away now If you've been through an abortion, I do not hate you God knows how much you have gone through -- He felt your pain now And if you want someone to talk to it's not too late now Here right in United States It's against the law to break an eagle's egg If we protect bald eagles not little babies What we gonna tell Him on the judgment day Why not get forgiveness while there's time to pray? CHORUS Oh can't you see? You won't regret keeping your pregnancy C'mon, c'mon, and use your head now …